Forestry Fanatic Gifts

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

Deforestation.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"He loves his leaf blower."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

The Garden

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

' Get ready to make a wish.'

D.I.Y

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

The Steakosaurus

"You've passed with extinction!"

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Fox hunting.