Forestry Fanatic Gifts

Deer Hunting Season Ends Noon Today - 'You'd swear they know what time it is.'

Deforestation.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"He loves his leaf blower."

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

The Garden

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

' Get ready to make a wish.'

D.I.Y

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"What are you in for?"

The Steakosaurus

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fossil bands

Fox hunting.