Forest Conservation Gifts

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

“The children claimed to love nature, even as they warmed themselves by roasting the dismembered limbs of the tree’s mother.”

Destruction of Daydreams by Deforestation

Green carpet

Deforestation Support Groups

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

The Environmentalist

Deforestation.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Nature versus commerce.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

reincarnated worm...

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"I love you too, big guy."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'