Woodland Creature Aficionado Gifts

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"The unlucky lemming"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Koala

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Eat me"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"I love this time of day."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Giraffe Selfie

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"