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"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Desert Island BBQ

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Don Quixote

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Broomstick crash.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I said slime."

Wotan with eye patch

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...