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"Gretel, I don't like living in this culture of fear."

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"You left this on our ship."

Toadstools

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

Desert Island BBQ

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Don Quixote

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I said slime."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Apple Pie Abduction