Virtual World Dweller Gifts

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

Astral Projection

Computer games

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Ghostship

Computer Life

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

Rodin, the surfer.

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"Hi, I designed this Sim Game and I'm checking on staff morale."

Please use other dimension.

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

....Today the new economic forecasts get published...and that means we have to work overtime...sorry.

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

Virtual Super-Model.

"You're all better people on Zoom than you are in real life."

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"Did you ever wonder who's really raising our kids?"

'I'm bored being a real boy, Gepetto...I want to be a virtual boy.'

A man doing a reality check.

'Damn. The dark is leaking out of the dark room again.'

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'