Fantasy Dweller Gifts

'Anyway. Long story short. It turns out that I am not, in fact, Spiderman.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Desert Island BBQ

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Don Quixote

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.