Castle Dweller Dreamer Gifts

"They always try to make the moat look fun. Don't fall for it."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Lady of the bath...

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'How about a game of cards?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Next in Lion

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Early on-line shopping

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'