Cyberspace Dweller T-Shirts

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Robotic Man

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Travelogue

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Binary Man

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Spooning

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society