Cyberspace Dweller Prints

"For heaven's sake, son...go out and MIX!"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Robotic Man

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Travelogue

Binary Man

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Spooning

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I find that my strongest passwords are those created when the cat walks across the keyboard."

Homepage, sweet homepage.

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Artificial intelligence discovers racism

'Honey, I'm home.'

"Most of my ideas just come to me from out of the blue."