Digital Dweller Prints

Internet Banking

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

'I'm sorry, Steven, but I've met someone else who can give me everything you can, plus free Wi-Fi.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

Spooning

"I was trying to send a text message, but it looks like instead, I just signed a contract with a new service provider."

Man playing tennis over 'The net'.

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Blinkers

Coronavirus

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

Cellphone Islands

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

In case of emergency, break glass.

Geek fairies

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

''A desk job.' That's what they called it at the interview.' 'Same here.' 'SHH!'

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.