Virtual World Wanderers T-Shirts

'Isn't that kind of thing generally frowned upon in the real mob.'

"Have you ever felt you were just a random NPC in an asymmetrical multiplayer open world survival video game?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Astral Projection

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Computer games

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

i-teddy

Ghostship

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

Computer Life

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

Ghosts from around the world

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

What can I get you? A lemonade, and a scone for my avatar. No way. You have an avatar? Sure. Who doesn't? It's the hip thing. But that's just a movie concept. You're living in an imaginary kid world, right? If you say so. Okay, so one lemonade and one pretend scone. Real scone. For my real avatar. Don't let it get to you. How come I don't have an avatar?!?! You're cruel, lady. Give me my $5. Best money I ever spent.

Virtual Lap Dancing

Silly sausages

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"You overpacked again."

Diet Sugar House.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

"Oh man! We're in a snowglobe!"

Surfing the Internet Wave.

I miss the old tree. No, this one is better. No needles on the carpet.

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

"Hey look! It perfectly matches the virtual pot plant I gave you last year!"

"New York are at Lunch, Munich are at Coffee and Tokyo are at Lunch."