Virtual Realm Explorer T-Shirts

"It's like I've been cyberbullying for so long that I forgot how to do it in person."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Nope, not what livestream means, Bob."

i-teddy

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"They're worse than carpenter ants. We have hacker ants."

'Why should I go outside...when I can build a animated snowman here.'

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

Extremely Realistic Virtual Reality.

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Silly sausages

"I slipped the VR headset on when he was asleep, he's been at the 'beach' for three hours and I've had some peace and quiet..."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

Surfing the Internet Wave.

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...