Robot Realm Explorer T-Shirts

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"He's his own worst enemy."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"Dad, I checked a book out at the library...can you read it with me?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Truth

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

A day in the life, summed up in 6 frames.

"Sir, one of the floor models is turning off customers, and I think it's doing it on purpose."

Bert wanders into an Alternate Realty...

I just need exactly 30 minutes to go to a funeral. Exactly? That's how long it'll take me to march to the archipelago where Bajor was and light a dragon on fire in Bajor's honor. I hope you're going to tell me you're talking about some video game

"To create the universe, hit the space bar."

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

It's hard to get a grip on reality these days because more than ever "reality" is a very slippery concept.

Professor in time machine at the end of a battle "Damn watch!"

'This parallel universe theory is interesting, Dave. Tell me more.'

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

Wonderland. Old King Cole is putting together a new administration. Humpty Dumpty will be Secretary of the Fence. The cow who jumped over the moon will be Secretary of Steak, and the Little Mermaid will be Sturgeon General. Any one of the dwarfs could be Labor Secretary. It's off to work we go .... They're certainly on the short list!

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Volumetric

"The chocolate fudge and whipped cream is okay. But you should have sought planning permission for the giant cherry on the roof!"

People respond to their map of reality - NOT reality

Tree Tunnel

A man doing a reality check.

"He's growing up too fast. Instead of hearing a fairytale, he wants to know about rights in the workplace."

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

"Sometimes it's as if I didn't know the difference between what's real and what's trompe-l'oeil."