Virtual Engagement Enthusiast T-Shirts

Telecommuting doesn't hold up well during team building trust exercises.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Networking

Target your customer.

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

'I won't marry you,Nigel-but WOW!-Yes,I'll certainly get engaged!'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

'Not at this time,Felton - but consider yourself bookmarked.'

"Well in that case, would you do me the honour of helping me up?"

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

"O.K. How about I throw in a necklace, too?"

No Campaign - Yes Campaign - Completely Indifferent Campaign.

"Dad, not now!"

'Will you marry me?... We'll work out the details later.'

"I don't . . . . the look of this...."

Virtual Mayday Parade in Cuba

"Will you join me?"

'Marry me, Linda. Two can live more cheaply than one.'

"Okay. Just for the sake of this argument, let's say I do."

To propose, go down on one knee. Doing the splits is considered very poor form.