Engagement Seeker T-Shirts

'Are you nodding in agreement, or falling asleep?'

'As I gaze out upon this sea of smiling faces ... albeit sleeping ... but nevertheless smiling faces ... '

Interesting content

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Butterfly Woman

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

Pyjama party

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'Or you can rent by the week...'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

The Female Brain and The Other One

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

'Perhaps we should leave details of the divorce settlement until after we are married.'

'How do you propose to support my daughter on the earnings of a tooth fairy?'

Romantic Coffee Dates

Coffee, Snacks, and Encouragement.

'We still have a few minor issues to work out: I want a huge wedding and he wants to be single.'

'We're running late and I have much to cover. Can you hold your eight-part question for later?'

"You're proposing to me with a flea collar?!"

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

"I need a man who will commit."