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Profits - And finally I've asked Father O'Flynn to pray for a miracle.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'We know it's good...we had an excellent ghost writer.'

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

"Just my luck."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'...Now we'd be expecting turning water into a decent '67 vintage at the VERY LEAST!'

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

God throwing a lifebelt.

'New Charismatic'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

One Way Arrow.

'Heal!' 'Heel!'