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"Oh, that's the problem - it was unplugged the whole time!"

An angel protects a woman from a plan dropping bombs.

"Chaplain, the lord should put warning labels on some of his creations."

'I wonder if there's a message up there somewhere.'

"According to the breathalyzer, the wine definitely represents your blood."

Vicar prays for money for church repairs.

"And on the seventh day, God 'choked,' and all hell broke loose."

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Just my luck."

To err is human, but to have your stocks recover from a plummet is divine.

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Hey, Naomi, remember last week when you said nothing short of a miracle could save MicroTechnoCom from bankruptcy?'

The real reason for the hole in the ozone layer.

"Honey, could you grab the Bible? I need to double-check something."

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

'Hey, good news, we had a look at the X-rays. Turns out, God is on your side.'

Stockbrokers - The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Why corona? I thought they were getting a bit too cocky."

Sell the Universe !

"It just so happens, we're in need of a Miracle Worker."

'This message contains confidential and/or legally privileged information, unintended recipients may not use, copy or disclose any portion of this transmission.'

'Let's go home, coach. If God was going to intervene with a miracle and change the final score to save your job, it would have happened by now.'

'Now they're praying for the Sun to stand still - You really should have told them more about physics.'

A Chariot of Fire Takes Elijah Up To Heaven (The Holy Bible).

Why there are no church hecklers.

Hunter looking frightened with smoking gun. Angel dropping out of the sky.

'New Charismatic'

God throwing a lifebelt.

'How long do we have to get in compliance?'

Invoice.

Clergyman prays for divine intervention.

One Way Arrow.