Influence Enthusiast T-Shirts

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Bring me some more power.'

"I may be a big frog in a small pond, but I'm still a damn big frog."

Grave epitaph: It's who you know (single flower).

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

"I was young and cocky because I wasn't aware of my shortcomings. Now I'm old and cocky because I can't remember what they are."

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Stop saying 'You're the boss' I KNOW I'm the boss!

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Smell of Fear

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"You can do it!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"With great power comes great reward."

Censorship.

"I like to keep things simple."

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

Censorship is killing free society.

Bad Career Move

'So, Vincent, who is your target market?'