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Lobby is her hobby!

Businesswoman Empowerment

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Sir Winston Churchill

Here and There Trays

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Any questions?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

Empty box of ideas

'The downside to my meteoric rise to the top is that I didn't have the opportunity to step on many people.'

"I suppose just climbing the greasy pole is no longer an option..."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Teamwork!

'Instead of a raise, Yomp, you may call me 'Chief', instead of Mr Staghorn.'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

Why do you need so many computers?

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

'Our Board of Directors are really very fickle!'

Decision Making Block

"Much ado list"