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'I don't want to be president when I grow up, I want to be Donald Trump.'

Changing Minds

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'Bring me some more power.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Effective leadership is more than just telling everybody to be like you!"

'What makes you think you know so much?' - 'Your questions.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"With great power comes great reward."

"You can do it!"

Reception - I believe you wanted to see the man in charge.

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'He has the Big Cheese on his side - But the High Muckity-Mucks will be with us.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

I voted.

"I can't fire him. He has corporate sponsors!"

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want a mocha latte.'

'Speaking for myself and every other right-thinking person...'

Continental marshal

"Everybody in the whole damn household is alpha."

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

Great coaching is about handing your coachee on when you don't know the answer...

'I've got an injury claim solicitor to advertise on your soles.'

"My lobbyists can beat your lobbyists!"

"My new job involves leadership, what do you think I should do?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

Needle in a Haystack vs. Thumbtack in a Junk Drawer

Donkey reads 'Leadership Secrets of Lions'.