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"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"I hope you realize you have access to someone with tremendous power."

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"My lobbyists can beat your lobbyists!"

"With great power comes great reward."

Jones, Pertwee, Leggett and Frink - A Powerful Interest Group.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Eureka!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

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"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

"I don't like your application."

Mister Pretty Shoes

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"