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"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"I hope you realize you have access to someone with tremendous power."

'Remember - Reilly's Chairman of the Board, but Henderson's the Alpha male.'

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"My lobbyists can beat your lobbyists!"

"With great power comes great reward."

Jones, Pertwee, Leggett and Frink - A Powerful Interest Group.

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Eureka!

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

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"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Pampered and poodled.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I don't like your application."

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.