Impact Seekers T-Shirts

"Will people ever say of me - he made his mark?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

' A good idea '

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Robotic Man

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Eureka!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Go! Means NOW!

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Teamwork!

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

The Salesman

Just Stop Boil

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Upward Progress

'It must be a problem of interpretation. I've read this book DOZENS of times, and I keep winding up here!'