Hopeful Intern Gifts

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

The fate of the emigrant

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

The Surly Yoof

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."