Hard-working Intern Gifts

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"