Hard-working Intern Pillows

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Don't wait up for me. I'm going to have to put in an all-winter."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

The Surly Yoof

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."