Interns Pillows

Surgeons consulting a text book.

'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"Intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'd give you my two cents, Sir, but since I'm an unpaid intern I can't afford to."

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

'Fresh interns have arrived.'

"You the new intern?"

Hard to believe we actually competed with other people for this internship.

"Him?. . . Oh, he's my new intern."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."