Internship Pillows

Places we've been on a dog

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'Don't worry, you'll grow with the job.'

'He still hasn't got the hang of it.'

'So you don't mind starting at the bottom!'

"And this is one of our unpaid interns who'll be taking responsibility for anything that goes wrong."

"Nifty apartment, divine food- and I thought your placement had some real sexual tension."

"Every year we spin the intern to see who plays Santa at the office Christmas party."

"Our new intern thinks a memo is something funny posted on social media."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Work experience - 'Please make your way to the flight deck for landing'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

The Sorcerers Intern

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'