Starting An Internship Pillows

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"Remember unpaid interns are a renewable resource."

"It's not a paid position but I'm gaining invaluable experience of the rowing sector."

"We can offer you the chance to volunteer and if that goes well in a few years an unpaid internship might be possible."

'Be careful...where there's one, there's two.'

'It's all very well trainees learning in a classroom setting...'

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"You can always find the summer interns. Just follow the e-cigarette vapor."

'Great news grandpa! I got the unpaid internship I applied for.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Hey! How about a little something for the intern?"

"The Internship is unpaid...but if you work hard and put the hours in after a year or two we might be able to take you on as a volunteer!"

Bunny rabbit helping Santa - 'I hate interns.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"You'll be starting with small animals and guppies first."

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"Check it out, bro - this pneumatic tub pipes us from the frat to Wallstreet."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'