Starting A Medical Internship Pillows

Surgery Instruction Book.

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Happy Birthday to you.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'What's holding him up?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

"Remember unpaid interns are a renewable resource."

'Come into the examination room. I want to practice.'