Starting A Medical Internship Gifts

Surgery Instruction Book.

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Happy Birthday to you.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'