Completing A Medical Internship Gifts

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'What's holding him up?'

"Gross."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'Let's see now...'

Surgery Instruction Book.

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'Virtual patient.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'