Completing A Medical Internship Prints

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

"Gross."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

Surgery Instruction Book.

'Let's see now...'

"I assure you I do appreciate what you're feeling."

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Virtual patient.'

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'