Internship Completion Prints

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me."

Dancing Doctor

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"Turn your head and cough."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

The Surly Yoof

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."