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"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me."

Dancing Doctor

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"Turn your head and cough."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Doctor surrounded by notes.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."