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"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

"Remember unpaid interns are a renewable resource."

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"

"You don't mind us shadowing you, do you?"