Completing Internship Gifts

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'What's holding him up?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

"Remember unpaid interns are a renewable resource."

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

"Stick your head out the window, davenport, and see way the wind is blowing.''

"As a matter of a fact we ARE recruiting new interns."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

"Of course, we can't pay you. But just think of all the exposure you'll be getting!"