Starting Internship Gifts

"The 'intern lunch' and a glass of water."

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

The Surly Yoof

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.