Starting Internship Gifts

'He's an actor. We have him go berserk so we can weed out interns who won't be able to handle tough operations.'

"The 'intern lunch' and a glass of water."

"Welcome to our intern program. I'm your instructor, Dr. David Robertson."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'We're looking for impartial people who think the way we do.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.