Starting Medical Internship Gifts

"Please excuse him...interns always worry patients don't think they're real doctors!"

Stand-Up Intern

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

Happy Birthday to you.

'What's holding him up?'

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'The doctor will acknowlege your existance now.'

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Locum GP's to be paid for extra work on the BMA agreement

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'I was healthy until a guy disagreed with me at a meeting on health care.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

End of summer fantasy vs. end of summer reality.

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

"Remember unpaid interns are a renewable resource."

Surgery Instruction Book.