Internship Commencement Prints

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

'No, no, no. Shout 'clear' BEFORE zapping him.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

The Surly Yoof

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."