Internship Seeker Pillows

"It's an intern-eat-intern world out there!"

Businesswoman Empowerment

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

' A good idea '

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Robotic Man

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Early model of baggage claim"

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

How are you at decision making?

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Laptop Dancing.

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Your decade of experience is, unfortunately, from the wrong decade.'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."