Hopeful Intern Pillows

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."

The fate of the emigrant

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

The Surly Yoof

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."