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Surgeons consulting a text book.

'As an unpaid intern, Peabody, I think you're the ideal person to explain to the workforce why it is necessary for me to cut their pay in these difficult times for business.'

"It's an internship - crime doesn't pay."

"Intern."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I'd give you my two cents, Sir, but since I'm an unpaid intern I can't afford to."

'We can't let the girl on work experience go, she is the only one who can change a ink cartridge.'

'Fresh interns have arrived.'

Hard to believe we actually competed with other people for this internship.

"Him?. . . Oh, he's my new intern."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'What's holding him up?'

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

The Surly Yoof

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."