Apprentice Chef Gifts

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Will work for Food Network.

Cat Cooking Bird.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Boys Cooking

Boy baking a cake.

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."