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'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

'Enjoy your meal - but be warned we have a very bad tempered chef.'

Will work for Food Network.

Cat Cooking Bird.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

The simultaneous development of dining and pomposity.

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'You want to see a list of ingredients? -- Are you trying to make trouble?'

Boy baking a cake.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Boys Cooking

A butcher and his apprentice.

'The recipe said to simmer uncovered!'

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'