Starting Apprenticeship Gifts

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

Education and Apprenticeships

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

'An internship is pretty much the only way to get your foot in the door these days...'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"Remember unpaid interns are a renewable resource."

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"Wow, it almost makes me feel as insignificant as an unpaid internship."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Don't get your hopes up, Filby."