First Apprenticeship Pillows

Education and Apprenticeships

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'She's still a novice yet.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

Builder's School

"Firstly, have you ever had an appendix out before?"

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

Irish Bricklayer

"Carving your name on your desk is not desktop publishing!"

yesterday i brought my son this magic set and...

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

'Gerald loves firing Donald Trump!'

'Alright, son, we'll give you an apprenticeship. You seem to have what it takes.'

The Apprentice

"The new apprentice is here."

"So you turned off the power, huh?"

Internship applications with an elbow sharpener.

'How long have been a plumber?'

Father and son painting and decorating.

'For enlightenment, you'll have to see the Guru up there - I'm just the INTERN.'