Business Prodigy Admirer Gifts

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'We're really just a mom and pop store...if mom and pop had 600,000 employees.'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

'It's quite the Horatio Alger story, isn't it? Humble origins in a single drop of pond water, gradually devouring every competitor in sight. Naturally, it was just a matter of time before you decided to join our company!'

'Media stocks rose on news that Warren Buffett, a real smart feller, brought the Omaha World-Herald.'

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

Trump

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

"I'm a little concerned about our distribution."

Before The Merger.

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

Donald Trump/Elon Musk