Business Comic Admirer Gifts

'I don't get along with my peers, but unfortunately, I have none.'

'You should see Mr. Feeney in Room 201, sir -- he's our Vice-President in charge of unwelcome visitors.'

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'Remember, my door is always open Higgins, just be careful of the trap door.'

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"Your records indicate a great deal of early promise however you've apparently become old and bald."

"I wouldn't stand there, if I were you."

"It's not downsizing—it's just that we have 976 employees who have chosen to spend more time with their families."

Personally, I always had a feeling we'd land on our feet.

"I have the profit sharing figures. You owe the company �2,367.25."

"I hear you've got quite a reputation with the girls around the office."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

Body Language Expert - 'You don't like your job do you?'

'I'll be a little late with those reports, sir -- my desk organizer crashed.'

"The floor is open for suggestions."

"Congratulations. I'm promoting you from 'Yes Man' to 'Vice President in Charge of Affirmation.'"

"Can't complain- it's against company policy."

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'

"There goes the person that proved the Peter principal faster than anyone in history."

'The firm is downsizing, Oglethorpe -- tell everybody to scrunch up.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"

'Carson, this is the new organizational chart. This is you.'

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"Of course I'm making things worse. Do you think I'd work for what you're paying me if I knew how to make things better?"

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

"Good news - we're merging with Pinetree Pharma. They make the cures for all the harm our drugs do."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."