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'Well, what do you think?!'

House made out of home information packs.

The Jukes and the Kallikaks Today

'Yah. I'm moving the goal posts in estate niche marketing.'

Supermarkets eyeing up suburban development site.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'Now this is my kind of green!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Look, son, real estate."

Reverse Mortgage.

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Sold his air rights."