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A Disgorger

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Now this is my kind of green!'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'I would like to see a little less adventure in this business venture.'

'We were in the right place at the right time but, unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'

"So our agreed strategy is to dominate the market and it creeps profits by 670%. Anybody any idea how to do it?"

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'That's the first nickel I took in!'

I'm buying a house. You're broke. So? the interest rate plans are amazing. The banks are giving money away. Besides, the housing market is going nuts. If I buy today, I can sell next year for a huge profit. I suddenly feel faint. You look ill, Mr. Powell.

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'This is where we shed all our inhibitions.'

Man climbing line chart, planting profit flag.

Eye, ear, nose, throat & real estate investment trusts.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

"We wish we could drink the water."

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

'They're playing house.'

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

Ambitions. . . To Make It To The Top.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this seminar is about how to make profits in times of crisis..."

Have a very piratical Birthday

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"I told you he was a motivated seller.